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FARARSE

Or at least some animated sprites from it..

Most browsers now block Flash content and Adobe are withdrawing support for it in 2020.
I used to have a few games on this site, but it no longer seems worth putting them up here.
Especially this one, which is no longer topical.

If I had been lucky enough, during the coronalurgey pandemic, to be furloughed at home on 80% wages and with a mortgage and council tax holiday etc. I might have taken the time to rewrite them in HTML5.
I probably shall do at some point but, in the meantime, here are some screens and animated gifs to give you some idea of their content..

This was a platform game that required the player to navigate Niggle Fararsehole to a photoshoot at The Merry Bigot public house. Obstacles to avoid included 'Beggars from Bongo Bongo Land' in designer sunglasses and rolex watches, light aircraft with tangled props falling from the sky and falling sluts fridges with dirty backs.
Coming into contact with a gay wedding precipitated a biblical flood and necessitated a hasty retreat to the high water mark.


I've had a little go at it..


Though it's no longer topical, he's still horrible and I needed something to use as a learning exercise.

Now to think of something new.



Mobirise
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INTRO

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IDLE

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RUNNING

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FALLING

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DROWNING

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DROWNED

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HIT

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DEAD

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FAGS - a pick up

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SLUTS FRIDGE

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GAY GROOMS

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UKIP AEROPLANE

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BONGO BONGO BEGGAR

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Should you make it to your photoshoot in the pub, you were treated to a performance of the Black and Mike Minstrel show.
In case you were lucky enough to miss the full horror of the thing. UKIP Calypso was an excruciating song, recorded by a talentless waste of food and oxygen called Mike Reid, in support of everybodys favourite public school educated ex-banker of the people.

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